Houston Bed Bug Treatment Poem
Bed bug treatment is our expert focus.
We don’t want to kill the sweet buzzing locust.
We are pest control heroes who endeavor to save
from the blood sucking bugs in the Houston enclave.
From the bed bugs that sneak into your home,
and bite and hide ‘til they make themselves known.
They hide in the bed and the couch, in the cracks.
Are you aware that it’s your blood that attracts?
They are like the mosquito except that they
do not come out in the light of the day.
They wait until you are fast asleep.
When you are resting, toward you they creep.
This may scare you but do not worry!
If you are getting bitten we’ll be there in a hurry.
Just drop us a line or give us a call.
We’ll stop what we’re doing and run down the hall.
If you find bed bugs you may say:
“I can do this myself. I don’t want to pay.”
We strongly advise that you not to try.
It does not matter what products you buy.
Bed bugs are the worst type of curse.
Anything you try will make it worse.
Trust us. We’re heroes. We’ve done this before.
We’ve heard all the stories of bed bugs galore.
Most of our customers try and they fail.
They spend time and money, to no avail.
They sacrifice sleep and lose their peace
Don’t be like them, just give up, cease.
If you have bed bugs you need a hero with heat.
We will get the place hot, sweep the bugs off their feet.
They can’t survive the inferno we create.
Even their eggs they make when they mate,
even they will not survive the service we give.
We will make sure that not one of them live.
God gave us wisdom and experience and grace
to exterminate bed bugs from any type of place.
We can get rid of bed bugs in a house or a car.
We exterminate bed bugs in an office or bar.
In a church, a school, or even library,
We remove bed bugs, the locations all vary.
Each situation is not one size fits all.
We customize service, based on the call.
When you reach out to us we will come take a look.
There is no charge for this, put away your checkbook.
We first come out to see what needs to be done.
You must prepare before treatment has begun.
Candles, and crayons, and medicines too,
Must be gathered together and placed in the loo.
We heat it up fast and we heat it up right.
We eliminate the bugs so you can sleep well at night.
We leave your place with a warranty.
We leave it just as clean as can be.
If the bugs aren’t gone, we will come back.
You will not have to pay for another attack.
You see, even we, as skilled as we are,
Must sometimes return so we leave no scar.
We care about you, and your family, and doggy.
We hope you see us clearly, that your view is not foggy.
“We’re blessed to serve you” is a saying we say,
But hopefully you don’t need our help some day.
If that day comes and you need a rescue,
Reach out right away, we are here for you.